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World Premiere I sit in a half empty church as he conducts a ratbag orchestra in a vomit-rape of Beethoven with a tangle of high string notes a flautist's frown at a shrieking trumpet. The next item a subsidised World Premiere of self-declared "bullshit music" the hero deep-breathes turns to the audience. Ten rat infested minutes then a shock ending cheered by his mates there's a polite clap from the pewed squirmers dreaming of the prophets in their stained glass. |