I met a girl called Bonita Hall
her butt is round like a tennis ball
and she has flowing hair like a waterfall
I fell in love with Bonita Hall.
I kissed a girl, Bonita Hall
and squeezed her against the kitchen wall
when it comes to loving, she has the wherewithal!
I gripped the hand of Bonita Hall
I married a girl Bonita Hall
we have a son, his name is Paul
and in dark of night a voice would call
screaming for the love of Bonita Hall!
I live my life with Bonita Hall
and sometimes she drives me up the wall
but I'm the luckiest guy, as I did fall
in love with the beautiful Bonita Hall